Guy: Do you smoke weed?
Me: Umm no…
G: Aww you sure?
M: Umm yeah….
M: Well your server should be right with you okay?
“Oh we haven’t had you as our server yet! Didn’t you used to serve on the other side of the restaurant?”
“I hope you make it far in this profession.” (after bringing a party a few napkins since their server was busy... um yeah that caught me off guard, I was like er... thanks)
“Can’t we have that booth?” says the couple pointing to the large booth that seats eight people.
Server (Ricky): “Can I call you guys my scavengeus dogs? I want to talk like a pirate today.”
*Seeing an old man hitting his wife with a cane…* (On accident of course as he was moving it behind her, their table burst out laughing. It was pretty funny)
M: "Hey wanna take a party in the 70's?"
M: "Hey wanna take a party in the 70's?"
Server (Yasha): “Are they old? If they are then definitely”
Yasha (later on): “See? They love me” – nods and waves to an elderly couple leaving happily.
M: And can I get your name?
*jots name down*
Some lady (whose name I don’t remember at all lol): Oh? is there a wait? *insert attitude*
No dumbass I just like to write the names of everyfreaking customer that comes in for fun. Oh and these other people waiting around? They don’t matter, you do. We’re going to give you that nice dirty table over there. Or better yet that lovely one without a server! Because you’re the onllly one that matters
M: Yeah it’ll be 5-10 minutes
*turns back to figuring out where to seat the next people at.
Some Hospo (can’t remember who): Omg look at that?! He’s arranging the ketchup bottles all nicely, making it look puuurty, isn’t that nice? *sarcasm* (said while watching a busser)
Bartender (Nick): “Oh you see even if I wanted to take tables… I can’t.”
M: “What?! Leslie said… ugh whatever” *practically storms away*
M (to another hospo later after seeing him wait on tables): “Was he just messing with me or what?!”
Me: “Enjoy your meal”
Numerous amount of guests I have sat: “You too”
Bartender: “Oh great choice by the way…”
M: “Huh? Oooh haha yeah sorry about that…” (glances at two very young girls –like middle school aged probably- sitting in his section)
Some random girl at a table I sat: “You can probably tell we’re not your normal family huh?”
M: “Um your server will be right with you okay?” *smiles then leaves rather quickly*
Cute little girl: “Nu uh, Daddy go sit next to Mommy because you two looove each other!”
M (reading off the waitlist): “The Professionals party of three?”
We’ve had all sorts of strange waitlist names. Typically they come from weird, annoying groups of teenagers who want to be silly. Really they just look stupid to us though.
Asian guy there to turn in application: "Uh... *looks around* do you guys hire Asians?"
M: "Um yeaaaahhhh... *looks around* there's a few on later tonight actually" (why wouldn't we? plus some of our best workers are Asian)
*Yasha backs up in the corner of the back kitchen then rushes forward sliding across the just mopped floor*
James: "What do you call a midget in a cathedral?"
M: "Um... hmmm... I don't know, what?"
J: "...Actually I'm not sure either."
Edit: And yes I have new theme icons!! But I didn't make these ones, they came from various different sets
I finished Stardust by Neil Gaiman this morning, it was a fun book and I'm excited to see the movie which comes out in August!
Now for some pointless, time consuming "blogthings"!
|Your Heart Is Pink|
|You Could Definitely Be a Vegetarian|
|Your Mind is PG-13 Rated|
Well wow, senior prom is OVER
kind of sadening,
because well... that was it... it's gone
kind of relieving,
phewf no more worrying/preping for it
kind of exciting,
wow graduation is soo fucking close
I can almost taste it.... mmmmm!
Yup so it was a nice night
although there were a few mishaps....
-As soon as I got there I saw a girl in the exact same dress as me!
-A waiter knocked my hair a bit, luckily it didn't topple over though
-I missed my mouth and spilled water on myself :P but it was just water and it dried
-I stepped in gum (of course when my heels were off of my feet... eww)
-I lost one of my favorite pens (it was a cheap 1$ pen.... but still)
Haha just little stuff that I brushed off though and I didn't let anything bring me down.
So yeah basically it was really fun to dress up and see everyone dressed up
but in the end.... it was pretty overrated... just like any other school dance just waay more expensive and everyone was dressed up and there was good food at least.
Oh and I took Kat's advice and made one of my pics into an icon, I liked using the prom's theme 'think of me' on it but I also made one that says Prom '07 on it.
great idea Kat, thanks :)
I watched The Prestige tonight, it was a really good movie and I recommend it :)
and I added my cousin on myspace the other day whom I haven't seen or talked to in a long time, so we've been chatting it up
I had my first tping/porning experience this weekend, haha it was pretty fun
and I also had a nice weekend with my family, my uncle Danny visited
so we went to the mall and the movies and stuff, very fuuun
but now it's Monday :P and this week is going to be loooong
only so that there's a wonderful spring break of course-which will most likely fly right by though
but then that just means we'll be closer to graduation right?
It is fun to think up witty remarks or silly things to respond with on these things...
and it's far too easy to do this while procrastinating la di da
so here, since I don't want to post it on myspace:
Is ljsecret truly being deleted?!?!?!?!?! Nooooooooooooooooo please don't be true :P